April's is finally here! With the new month, comes a new installment of POTM. It works like this:
You find a post you like and you nominate it for Post of the Month. You do this by quoting the post and adding the comment "Post of the Month" or if you think you can't pull it off, simply "POTM". A Mod will move your POTM Reply to this thread. Conversely you can right click on the "Link to Post" at the bottom of each post and Copy Link Location. Then post in this thread with "Post of the Month" (or "POTM" if you think you can), right click in the thread and Paste. You cannot nominate your own post ... I mean c'mon ... that's just really lame ... no matter how cool/funny/clever/poignant you think you were. Each post can only be nominated once. The first person to do so gets the nod. On the 1st of next month (or thereabouts, I mean, we're all working folks here, well most of us) we'll make a Poll with all the nominated threads and everyone here will be invited to vote for their favorite thread. You'll have about a month to vote. So at the end of next month we'll have a winner, or more accurately, two, because the original poster AND the person who nominated them wins. What do you win? Gems of course. The mods will pay the winners.
So, to sum up. - Make good posts. - Nominate good posts. - Vote for posts. - Profit. - Have a laugh.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! That's right buddy, I BLAME YOU!
This story starts with my kid getting me to play DragonVale so I would send her a daily Gem. After a couple of months she quit playing and was on to another game. I was about to stop playing and then I discovered your DragonVale Breeding Sandbox. Presto, the frustrations of breeding the latest coveted dragon 🐉 were gone and I was hooked. Even the Crystal fails did not deter me from acquiring the latest, greatest dragons. Each new dragon 🐲 was at my fingertips. It was MAGIC! ✨✨✨
The story continues with me being roped into becoming a mod here at the DragonVale Community. Again, YOUR FAULT! If I had quit the game instead of being able to breed those dragons I would still have my freedom.
So this missive is to inform you that you will be hearing from my attorney. At least you would be hearing from my attorney if I could afford an attorney. So you are temporarily in the clear. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts!
Sincerely 💗, Cyn
(If anyone knows of an attorney who does pro bono dragon work, please contact me pronto. )
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I was also hooked by r0b0tr0n2084 while helping my daughter breed dragons. Let's make it a class action suit. NachoKitty >^..^<
I've even learned the vehicle driving safety saying "look where you want to go" works here as well. I had to practice "look where you want to tap" to stop the fixation mistake of tapping the Kairos golden dial instead of the red dragon quest button.
So when I am starting a new quest I sound something like this:
"Look where you want to tap. Look where you want to tap. NO! Don't look at the gold dial!!🙄 LOOK WHERE YOU WANT TO TAP!! Red. Red! THE RED DRAGON!!!!! Sheeeeeesh😠
Maybe my problem is what ails you all "DON'T look at the green collect button" 🚫 Look very carefully at the gift button....NO! Don't let your eyes shift to the right! 👀 Stay away from the pretty green button! ✋️ WAIT!!! 🙀 Not even the corner of your eye! Look ONLY where you want to tap!!
This has been a public service announcement! Generously paid for by the many gem/event currency errors of Shanda2lee!
Am I too late to POTM this? I lived reading this lol. Well done!
Oh Marsupials, Marsupials, Wherefore art thou Marsupials? Deny thy Magpac, and refuse thy Stealbluefire, Oh if thou wilt come, Be but sworn to my park and I'll forever treasure thee!
Arrrrr A POX on Magpac and scarrreddragon and all ye with an over abundance of Koala.
Not one event dragon or otherwise has graced these green isles. I'm affeared me parks are cursed with dragon repelling wards🚫. I'm after the culprit and when I find the Motley scallywag it's the plank for him. Arrrrrr
How did no one POTM this? POTM! "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me." Koalas be unto you, lassie!
This event is not going my way. So far, I've spent ~200 gems every day, breeding Chrysalis with Starving and Glover and in co-op, with no results so far. At least it's an "easy" way to max out on event currency.
I already bought Pansy, Cucumber and Tuple, since it's obvious that I won't have enough time to get them in co-op. But the way it's going, I might have to buy them all, which would leave me with very little to gamble on Kinder Surprises.
I guess assigning the event dragons reasonable odds in co-op didn't work out for them during the winter event, since we're back to this now...
Darn it I want 2 votes. Mr. Bones or Mr Bones?!? 🤔
Well I'm just going to have to go with Mr. Bones and that's final!
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#2 that is.
Last Edit: May 5, 2017 22:46:12 GMT -6 by shanda2lee
With the demise of game centre I just started in FB to be able to friend people from this forum and join in on the fun. Please message me if you want to send a friend request so I know to watch for you😊, I never check FB otherwise. I'm deleting random requests way too many of those 😮.
There were really quite a.few.good ones this month!! But u just can't beat Mr. Bones Dragon list.
I know his list is great and a good laugh but like SBF I almost choked on my coffee reading about Pansy, Cucmber and Tuple. It was very hard to decide between the 2 of them. I finally was able to settle on #2 because the other was already getting so many votes my sense of fairness kicked 😁😁
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With the demise of game centre I just started in FB to be able to friend people from this forum and join in on the fun. Please message me if you want to send a friend request so I know to watch for you😊, I never check FB otherwise. I'm deleting random requests way too many of those 😮.
I wanted to vote for all of them! Exceptionally funny posts in April, lol!
You know that's right there were a lot of funny posts in April. 🤔 Must have something to do with April showers and Fool's powers!!😁
With the demise of game centre I just started in FB to be able to friend people from this forum and join in on the fun. Please message me if you want to send a friend request so I know to watch for you😊, I never check FB otherwise. I'm deleting random requests way too many of those 😮.
Mr. Bones it looks like you won for April! Please message me for details regarding your prize. Thanks.
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Arrrrr A POX on Magpac and scarrreddragon and all ye with an over abundance of Koala. 
