I almost forgot to do the POTM for March! It's not too late though, let's begin.
With the new month, comes a new installment of POTM. It works like this:
You find a post you like and you nominate it for Post of the Month. You do this by quoting the post and adding the comment "Post of the Month" or if you think you can't pull it off, simply "POTM". A Mod will move your POTM Reply to this thread. Conversely you can right click on the "Link to Post" at the bottom of each post and Copy Link Location. Then post in this thread with "Post of the Month" (or "POTM" if you think you can), right click in the thread and Paste. You cannot nominate your own post ... I mean c'mon ... that's just really lame ... no matter how cool/funny/clever/poignant you think you were. Each post can only be nominated once. The first person to do so gets the nod. On the 1st of next month (or thereabouts, I mean, we're all working folks here, well most of us) we'll make a Poll with all the nominated threads and everyone here will be invited to vote for their favorite thread. You'll have about a month to vote. So at the end of next month we'll have a winner, or more accurately, two, because the original poster AND the person who nominated them wins. What do you win? Gems of course. The mods will pay the winners.
So, to sum up. - Make good posts. - Nominate good posts. - Vote for posts. - Profit. - Have a laugh.
Omg I love you guys! Really !! Finally I have learned that after every update, or new event launch 1) there will be a HUGE flurry of posts 2) that a number of them will be talking the equivalent of dark matter superstring theory as far as my brain goes, and 3) that I should NOT PANIC and 4) that I will, in time, understand wth is going on lol rofl this is a BRILLIANT community of folk, just the bestest 🤗☺️🙃
Yeah, and there's not even a Nobel Prize involved!
Am I the only one doing races again secretly secretly hoping something unexpected falls out #easierthenrolling #itworkedforkairos #andgaia #justkeephoping
POTM
I had to cause you know we are all thinking it lol
No, I have a secret technique that works every time.
First, you get your Newt and your Mistral going. Every 5th breeding attempt, you raise one of them by 1 level. Every 7th attempt, you swap them - right dragon goes on the left, and the left one goes on the right. Don't forget to occasionally give your tablet an affectionate rub while telling it that it is loved. If you're playing this on a phone, buy a tablet.
Then you stop doing that immediately and use 1200 gems on retrying. At this point, you should have Pisceia. I did this and it worked, so it has a 100% success rate. 👌
Thank you Mr Bones!!!! For me this is a POTM!!!!
I laughed so hard thinking of all the crazy ways of trying to finesse the breedings for success.
Dont forget lucky sweaters that can only be washed on Tuesdays at Midnight on a full moon otherwise it's Wednesdays at noon if it is sunny!
Only use the right pinky finger to press the breed button once the dragons are ready which in itself MUST be done in the right order after they have been fed the special recipe treats. sorry I can't share the recipe it makes dragons way to giddy to be safe around the public. Can't pass on a hazard you know liability and all.
Oh yes and one must kidnap a royal koala from Magpac without his knowledge and strategically hide it in the best (safe) corner of the breeding cave.
There I think I have all the secret steps to DVW breeding success although I can't teach you the magic moon dance it is much to silly Ahem 😒 I mean sacred to share in these public forums.
🎼 You got to know when to hold'em Know when to roll'em Know when to walk away Before you throw you phone
You got to count on luck When you're a hard core Dragon Valer And when finally caught up on breeding Oh look there's another one 🎶
I know we are out of practice, but for real this is POTM I totally sang read it too!!
And I will commiserate because I haven't rolled a fragment yet either. I mean I guess there has to be some of us that end up In those unlucky statistics posted about earlier. And see this is why math is bad. It makes some of us bad statistics. Mean math.
So there it is... sorry it took so long... sometimes I feel I have the slowest internet connection on the North American continent... people in third world countries have faster internet... and I probably paid for it... rural America is relegated to using two Dixie cups and a string... and yet corporations want me to buy: wifi digital assistant... wifi security cameras... wifi thermostats... wifi refrigerator... wifi range... wifi washer and dryer... wifi air conditioner... wifi hot water heater... like any of that is going to happen... my wifi can't even talk to my computer with any speed... I still use a landline phone! /end of rant
POTM even better cuz it's from a paragon of patience, with a pretty park 😆😝😜😂🤗
As long as we're engaged in conjecture, then that should also be a doubles weekend two (yes, I meant two; one for the first doubles weekend, and one for the "in addition to releasing a limited dragon: 1 + 1 = 2).
Also, we would have to call this a double-hidden dragon because of its type and also it being not yet found. Coupled with the doubles weekend, we should perhaps call it a doubles-hidden dragon!
Whew, all this punning around leaves me with no other option: If there is a doubles-hidden dragon, mine will be named "404"
I think I've found all the DV koalas and I'm proposing a raid on park SBF!!! We need some specialists in the art of distraction. Someone needs to start asking some really complex dragon behaviour questions (SBF studied psychology you know)! Then the rest of us need to hit SBF's coop cave fast and hard. Grab as many of the little fur balls 🐨 as you can and make a run for it! I'll see if I can find SBF's special Koala Magical 🍯 treat stash. Everyone meet back at the Burcadian Bazaar, the password is "Honey BadBoo Melon Ham". We start at 01:00 DV time.
hahahaha POTM for sure. It seems my plan for koala-napping magpac's park went so well, a new koala raid is gonna happen at my park! You and Kiwichris would make a good thief team but I think to really be able to pull off such a big heist, you'd need at least 9 more people... (hopefully someone catches that reference).
First, you get your Newt and your Mistral going. Every 5th breeding attempt, you raise one of them by 1 level. Every 7th attempt, you swap them - right dragon goes on the left, and the left one goes on the right. Don't forget to occasionally give your tablet an affectionate rub while telling it that it is loved. If you're playing this on a phone, buy a tablet.
Then you stop doing that immediately and use 1200 gems on retrying. At this point, you should have Pisceia. I did this and it worked, so it has a 100% success rate. 👌
... I get a dragon! May not be the right dragon, but a dragon nonetheless! You can't go wrong!
Well, it looks like Mr. Bones won for March! PM me for details on the prize gems and thanks for everyone who posted, nominated, and voted. koala for April!
Post by wOMantraNOM on May 3, 2017 15:24:20 GMT -6
Same here, oh Boney One! Hope my 🐨🐨🐨s find their way to your park! Congrats 🎉🎉🎉
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We need some specialists in the art of distraction. Someone needs to start asking some really complex dragon behaviour questions (SBF studied psychology you know)! Then the rest of us need to hit SBF's coop cave fast and hard. 
Grab as many of the little fur balls 🐨 as you can and make a run for it! I'll see if I can find SBF's special Koala Magical 🍯 treat stash. Everyone meet back at the Burcadian Bazaar, the password is "Honey BadBoo Melon Ham". We start at 01:00 DV time.
