The spooky may be over, but that doesn't mean the funny is! Buckle up, toss out the rotting jack'o'lanturns, and get that turkey ready.... With the new month, comes a new installment of POTM. It works like this:
You find a post you like and you nominate it for Post of the Month. You do this by quoting the post and adding the comment "Post of the Month" or if you think you can't pull it off, simply "POTM". A Mod will move your POTM Reply to this thread. Conversely you can right click on the "Link to Post" at the bottom of each post and Copy Link Location. Then post in this thread with "Post of the Month" (or "POTM" if you think you can), right click in the thread and Paste. You cannot nominate your own post ... I mean c'mon ... that's just really lame ... no matter how cool/funny/clever/poignant you think you were. Each post can only be nominated once. The first person to do so gets the nod. On the 1st of next month (or thereabouts, I mean, we're all working folks here, well most of us) we'll make a Poll with all the nominated threads and everyone here will be invited to vote for their favorite thread. You'll have about a month to vote. So at the end of next month we'll have a winner, or more accurately, two, because the original poster AND the person who nominated them wins. What do you win? Gems of course. The mods will pay the winners.
So, to sum up. - Make good posts. - Nominate good posts. - Vote for posts. - Profit. - Have a laugh.
Mostly English, some Dragon. I think Google or someone offers an app for translating that now.
(Fair warning: The following was written while slightly delirious due to sleep deprivation and the point may have gotten lost along the way somewhere.)
Step 2 is a fine place to be! The Rift isn't going anywhere, there's plenty of time to get the dragons. A fire-breathing dragonarium is going to be very difficult to get for a bit, but it's the same for all of us. If you're finding it confusing, take a step back and just play around in there, breed for random traits, get more dragons in the Rift. Have a look at what you get and see if you understand why they were what you got. And when you start to get it, take another look at the Rift exclusive dragons and go for the less complex ones first.
Kampos and Plumewing are magic and will probably pop up at some point just by breeding randomly. Antumbra, Ghast and Thunderbird are the nice, intermediate level ones. Normal elemental combos with one slice of Rifty shenanigans each. Lacuna, Viridian and Zaffer are a whole multi-tiered wedding cake of shenanigans and I'd be surprised if more than a few people had actually bred them legitimately at this point. They take time, effort and good RNG, but you get there in stages and we're all working towards them piece by piece.
And hey, if all else fails, you can try your luck to get them in the mystery eggs! So, yeah. You're not alone here. I've been literally drawing diagrams for some of this and despite that some of the best things I've gotten in the Rift have been from just throwing spaghetti at the breeding cave. Metaphorically speaking.
Thank you!!! I've been letting myself get stressed 😩 & frustrated over all of this. I like the rift but it is so complicated and this doesn't come easy so when I read the multiple posts of info that are flying onto the forum pages I feel overwhelmed. Your post reminded me once again to just breath! Don't allow my OCD / perfectionist / I want it yesterday! Nature to make this game a time stealing stressor!! I started this game for the relaxing 😎 escape. I stayed because of the people in this forum and I am going to force myself to relax.
😫Breathe in.....look at the pretty dragons 🐉 😖Breathe out......look at the fun decorations 😣Breathe in....hmmm what will these 2 dragons produce 😟Breathe out.....oh well more E / DC / pedestals 😯Breathe in.....what info does the forum have today 😏Breath out.....YAY!! I'm not alone in this confusion 😅 😊Ahhhhhhh That's better! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 Utterly Rifted is becoming Thoroughly Rested!! Wooohooo New event coming !!!!!! 👻 🎃 Koala all
althea Mischief Managed: at the end of doubles weekends, if one were to leave one's device plugged in ( so as not to run out of battery) and with auto close set to 'never' ( for the duration only), and leave ones park open and running, before the closing of the doubles time span, when one arose in the morning ( although there are tails of valers arising in the deeps of night, or glom of nit) one may be fortunate to find one can continue to collect at double rate, stretching time, until total is reached. Myths and legends warn of not collecting from the social gifts, and others of not interrupting the main screen at all, and of casting spells to ensure no gifts are received during this time of challenge, to ensure one completes the Mischief Managed challenge, and is not booted or otherwise dragonhandled from one's park.
Fears have arisen which warn of the trained magical ferrets used by BFS to travel along the Ether to parks, sniffing out attempts to complete this witchetty wizardly park keeper prank.... Place cheese beside your device to ensure they are distracted e'en if they happen upon your effort...
POTM for an explanation both succinct and magical 🐉
(Hmpf, those ferrets were supposed to be undetectable)
And now the Rift finally gave me my first Kampos, but the remaining three Rift Spookies (Lycan, Nosferatu, Bog.) and trying for Lycan today still evade me.
It's kinda like the RNG wizards are sick of hearing my complaining about no more Rift Spookies and just said, "If we give you Plumewing, Kampos, and Frostfluff, will you finally shut up?!We know you are missing those Rift specials for weeks and we know you want Frostfluff after changing your alignment, we'll at least hand over these three. But never the last 3 spookies, unless we finally feel like it or we could make them have no trait, lol."
And now I get Thunderbird! With Water Rift Tree and Fire Rift Storm, yeah bad idea for Lycan, but still (back to switching to basic combos). When the wizards gave me Thunderbird, it's like they replied, "Here, have a Thunderbird. But we're not giving you Rift Lycan or the other two at all." And that's when I get a megaphone and made a large whine, "Wizards, oh wizards! Please for mercy, let me breed a Rift Lycan, Nosferatu and Bog! I'm not taking any more risks! Enough golden hybrids garbage, I want those Rifts! Or I'll throw a giant tantrum! WHINE! WHINE WHINE!"
And that's when I tried using whine magic for once.
And later, a Gargoyle from Co-op. The wizards keep trying to shut me up, but my loud whines prevails.
Technically the first 11 clouds after the tutorial are variable. I tried to plot them and they are close to exponential. Then at cloud 12 (2750 E) the add 250 starts.
There are 16 squares in the dock. 144 total squares sooo.
Cause I'm a chem/math nerd. You can calculate the clearing cost after cloud 11.
Cost to clear ether = ((total number of clouds cleared -11)x 250))+2750.
144(total squares)-16(dock)-11(variable)= 117
(117x 250 ) + 2750 = 32000
Tah dah
Hi, sorry but I don't understand your language. Do you speak English? 🤕🤕🤕a
Post by shanda2lee on Nov 11, 2017 17:57:47 GMT -6
Thank you Steelbluefire!!
i really appreciate all your work to gather these, I missed a few when they were originally posted. It was very had to pick just one so many funnies! 😂😂😂
With the demise of game centre I just started in FB to be able to friend people from this forum and join in on the fun. Please message me if you want to send a friend request so I know to watch for you😊, I never check FB otherwise. I'm deleting random requests way too many of those 😮.
freitag and Kiwichris , you won this month's POTM! Please message me for details on your prize and thank you for the funny!
N/A breathing again (so glad you are breathing fire agin, one must really, as a Lord of the Vale😈) I would like to pass on any prize to freitag please, where the hilarity originated, Thankyou 😊
Sorry, AGAIN I cannot get the tagging of your name to work...but hopefully you'll see this post sometime
haha, I wish I had that kind of power. The prize is a few gems, so I'll need your Facebook name in order to gift them to you, as I don't think I can add people through Game Center anymore if we haven't already been added (forgive me if you have previously given it to me, as I am terrible at remembering names). You can private message me if you don't want to post your Facebook name here. (But I may have found it, if you live in Spain, haha).
freitag and Kiwichris , you won this month's POTM! Please message me for details on your prize and thank you for the funny!
N/A breathing again (so glad you are breathing fire agin, one must really, as a Lord of the Vale😈) I would like to pass on any prize to freitag please, where the hilarity originated, Thankyou 😊
Sorry, AGAIN I cannot get the tagging of your name to work...but hopefully you'll see this post sometime
well, you BOTH are eligible to get prizes, per the rules of POTM, so Freitag will already be receiving gems as well. Thank you for reveling in my blue fire with me, fellow Lord of the Vale 😏 May all my unused/unneeded koala be passed upon you so that you can get your BEB goals accomplished before the winter event commences. Also, to tag me, it's still just @ steelbluefire, just the display changes. Same with other people's.
I'll need your Facebook name in order to gift them to you, as I don't think I can add people through Game Center anymore if we haven't already been added (forgive me if you have previously given it to me, as I am terrible at remembering names). You can private message me if you don't want to post your Facebook name here. (But I may have found it, if you live in Spain, haha).
Look for Cecilia Avanceña Villasol (I know, the "ñ"'s a witch, but hopefully you don't need to go that far). I tried to message you but couldn't, so might as well tell people here, my FB profile is an official obligation imposed on me by my professional guild as an officer, so don't go around telling everyone I use it for Dragonvale as well...
I'll need your Facebook name in order to gift them to you, as I don't think I can add people through Game Center anymore if we haven't already been added (forgive me if you have previously given it to me, as I am terrible at remembering names). You can private message me if you don't want to post your Facebook name here. (But I may have found it, if you live in Spain, haha).
Look for Cecilia Avanceña Villasol (I know, the "ñ"'s a witch, but hopefully you don't need to go that far). I tried to message you but couldn't, so might as well tell people here, my FB profile is an official obligation imposed on me by my professional guild as an officer, so don't go around telling everyone I use it for Dragonvale as well...
oh good, I did find you. I sent you a friend request yesterday. My initials are DF.
Ok, I think that was you. The problem really is, that that profile of mine has been up so long it's accumulated a bunch of ignored requests (for lack of references).
Ok, I think that was you. The problem really is, that that profile of mine has been up so long it's accumulated a bunch of ignored requests (for lack of references).
we're friends! The gems will be sent throughout the next week or so.
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I think Google or someone offers an app for translating that now.
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. And maybe this prejudices my opinion of it, but he looks too much like an animated Trump hairpiece.
Can you try again?