Happy Birthday Viviane! Hope you are enjoying your special day.[/quote] Thank you Shirley, yes indeed, a bright sunshine day and piles of calls and mails from friends and family.[/quote]
Awww, glad it is a good day for you. Sent a birthday gem, no need to return. Happy Birthday!
This is a joke my mother sent me awhile back. Every now and then I pull it up and have a good giggle. No offense intented, figured I should add that disclaimer.
Chinese Medical Advice in the Year of the Dragon!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Thank you for your b day wishes QueenTina and also for that wonderful joke, you made my day. Am gonna keep it and take our every time somebody -again- tells me something about me not living healthy!
Happy Birthday to several members! stef54321 and bekindi yesterday siewlin today Hope all the birthdays were celebrated well with lots of fun and lots of cake.
Happy Birthday to several members! stef54321 and bekindi yesterday siewlin today Hope all the birthdays were celebrated well with lots of fun and lots of cake.
Happy Birthday!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
Happy Birthday to several members! stef54321 and bekindi yesterday siewlin today Hope all the birthdays were celebrated well with lots of fun and lots of cake.
Happy Birthday!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy birthday, folks!
It's a virtue to be child-like, but a vice to be child-ish.
Happy Birthday to several members! stef54321 and bekindi yesterday siewlin today Hope all the birthdays were celebrated well with lots of fun and lots of cake.
Happy Birthday!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy birthday! Sunday was the birthday of a friend of mine and his only wish was that Spain should win the Fifa Euro 2012, which they did. He was in heaven. I hope you guys get something as good as that
It's a virtue to be child-like, but a vice to be child-ish.
Happy birthday!
Age is a number and mine is unlisted...
How very dare you young man!
I'm 45, 46 in August, I never hide my age. I know now what my Mum meant though when she used to say all the time 'I am not old, just my age is'. Lol.
I'm stuck in my 30s. And if I say so myself I look better now than I did in my 30s and most people still think I am still in them lol. And they do say 40s is the new 30s.
I've that big birthday coming up that both my sisters have had, 50... and they had fantastic ones. I'm going to be celebrating for 6 mths like they did with lots of trips, parties, dinners and nights arranged lol.
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Happy Birthday Moosmum!
Happy birthday, folks!
Happy birthday, folks!
